Early Joker Nod - Burris

You know, I never liked the fact that Roland Burris accepted that bozo Rod Blagojevich's nomination for the U.S. Senate. It just seemed shady and desperate to me. Why accept something from someone so tainted? Did he want to be a senator that badly? Now, word is Burris did have some suspect contacts with Blago's people. Apparently, Burris admitted in an affidavit that he had spoken with Rod's brother about fundraising for Rod and he actually made some calls on his behalf seeking thousands of bucks around the time of the election. Now, he may be accused of perjury. UN-FRIGGIN-BELIEVABLE. If you KNEW you tried to fund raise for Rod when you knew he was going to nominate someone to replace Barack Obama, why would you turn around and accept the seat? Even if this was somehow completely legitimate, it still stinks to high heaven. Disappointing brother. Disappointing.

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Batman Going Off!

Soooo, remember when Christian Bale's mom and sister accused him of attacking them? Uuuuh, maybe they were telling the truth. Bale may have some serious anger issues. He went OFF on the director of photography on the set of the new Terminator movie. And I do mean OFF. The director apparently walked behind someone during a scene and Bale went ballistic. On the one hand, I feel bad for the director of photography. On the other hand--HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! It was almost like a scene from a movie. If you have not heard it, take a listen.

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Early Joker Nod

Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich is a real piece of work. He's on tape saying all kinds of horrible, illegal things and he has the absolute nerve to act like he is a victim. Now this bozo had the audacity to compare himself to Gandhi, Nelson Mandela and Martin Luther King --other public figures wrongly persecuted. Seriously Rod? Seriously? You attempting to secure a cushy job for your wife is equivalent to Mandela in prison for over 20 years? You attempting to sell a senate seat for your own personal gain is equivalent to MLK marching, being threatened, jailed and ultimately killed for his civil rights work? Give me and the people of Illinois a serious break.

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Early Joker Nod - Illinois Governor Nabbed For Corruption

According to CNN, Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich has been arrested by the feds on corruption charges. Allegedly, this bozo planned to award President Elect Barack Obama's senate seat to the highest bidder--seeking gifts, appointments and money for himself and his wife. He also allegedly was involved in other shady dealings. What a bozo! I hope they don't try to link Obama to this mess.

I feel sorry for the people of Illinois. They are harmed the most by corrupt officials.

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Early Contender - Rosci from 106th & Park

EURWeb is reporting that actress Lisa Raye's representative has confirmed that her husband Michael Misick was seen "canoodling" (that word always cracks me up) with Rosci from BET's 106th and Park. Now, Rosci just got called out on loose tendencies by 50 Cent. Let's hope old girl isn't going to make G-Unit's prime minister right. In any event, she may make it to the short list for Joker of the Week.

P.S. Misick is AUTOMATICALLY on the list for canoodling with some other chick in public while his wife was out of town. Boo to you Mr. Turks and Caicos. BOO.

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Karl Malone Is A Deadbeat Dad?

Who knew former NBA star Karl "The Mailman" Malone was a deadbeat dad and had R. Kelly tendencies? I certainly did not. While he was a sophomore in college, Karl fathered a child, Demetrius Bell, with a 13 year old girl. THIRTEEN! Malone has never acknowledged his son or had a relationship with him. In fact, Bell did not know Malone was his father until after he graduated from high school. And what did Malone tell Bell when he finally met him? Only that it was too late for Malone to be his father and Bell would have to “earn his money on his own.” Too late to make up for lost time? Too late to even be friends and have a relationship with your own flesh and blood?

Despite having such a triflin' father, Bell has now gone on to become a defensive tackle for the Buffalo Bills. SMH

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